Big Fat News

Posted on July 28, 2010 | 1 Comment

Former Alabama DT, Terrence Cody, has been put on the Baltimore Ravens’ Physically Unable to Perform (PUP) List after being unable to perform conditioning tests.
Weighing in at 360 pounds, it is very difficult for someone like him to run the drills with man-boobs flopping around all over the place.  In a case like his, the PUP list should be called Player Uselessly Pudgy.
Last year during the Tennessee game, Cody blocked two field goals, including the one that saved Bama’s championship contention season.   Something that big tends to get in the way of airborne balls.

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One Response to Big Fat News

  1. Sir William Houndstooth | August 3, 2010 at 1:31 pm | Reply

    Probably snacked on too much BBQ gator tail during his time in Bama…

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